Danish cartoon with extending penis would be the greatest athlete ever

JOHN DILLERMAND WOULD RUIN SPORTS! Drama is brewing in Denmark over the latest children's TV show to sweep the nation -- John Dillermand. It's a pedestrian name for a show in which an elderly man with a giant acrobatic penis saves himself, and others from trouble. Now look, I have no intention of being crass about this, but John Dillermand's incredible extending penis would be the most influential, sports-breaking appendage of all time. Seriously. I'm kind of shocked the sports importance is und...